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l'audace, l'audace, toujours l'audace!
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... the day has come, when you look into the face of any man or woman and recognize your brother or sister, until then the night is still here.
- from an old Chasid tale
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Greetings from Vladderbeest/Cursed-Soul.
See my photo's at: [link]
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Roses are red, violets are VIOLET YOU COLORBLIND FREAK. >:[
I'm a Spawn Cyclic-AdenosineMonoPhosphate-er with a Steyr Methionine-codon. Where has YOUR inner molecular biology been? Surely not out shooting terrorists.
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beware of the leopard
where the hell did you go to get these awesome shots???
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Miracles happen every second of our lives. You just have to be aware enough to see them.
true love between a husband and wife comes from dedication and loyalty of heart, created from their innermost beings.
I sure as hell wouldn't do it.
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Photographers do it in a dark room.
ryanleachphotography.com Is selling prints.
"The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive."
-- Robert Heinlein
Avatar by: [link]
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"Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life.
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"Why do I have six screens? Because I don't have room for eight." - Terry Pratchett
It is a certifiable fact that everything good in life is either illegal, amoral or fattening.
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No one speaks and no one tries, no one flies around the sun.
[Pink Floyd - Echoes]
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